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| Das Boot: 8/14/12-9/12/12 |
- What'd you do?
- You should be more careful!
- Bet you won't be dancing for awhile!
- Were you dancing too much?
- You should stop kicking your husband so hard!
- (Stare)
- Nice boot!
- Your shoes don't match!
- Look at your peg leg!
- (Stare)
- You broke it in Paris? I bet there's a good story behind that!
- At least it happened on the last day of your trip and not the first day!
- At least it didn't happen in winter!
- (Stare)
- (Laugh)
- (Stare)
- Does it hurt?
- Are you on drugs?
- Can you drive?
- (Stare)
- I broke my foot once. It was way worse.
- I broke my arm once.
- You're going to get arthritis!
I'd like to thank the people of Paris, Icelandair Flights 543 and 657, Louisville and, most of all, Saint Paul for the all their concern during the past month. You can stop staring at me now.
