There's a plastic bag in my shower
It's been there for several hours
It hangs upside-down
It gives me a frown
In this latrine that smells oh-so-sour
I've wasted many a thought
And all of them have come to naught
What use could be had
Between a plastic bag and a lad
Unless he likes suffocating a lot?
I've said it before, and I'll say it again, I think he's your muse.
ReplyDeleteThey call it auto-erotic asphyxiation, and you're a prime suspect as well!
ReplyDeleteThere once was a guy in Clarendon
ReplyDeleteWho thought plastic bags were so much fun
He took one to the shower
Departed after an hour
With it stuck to the wall full of . . .