About a month ago I went to a crochet-a-thon at the Museum of Contemporary Craft to aid in a new project by fiber artist Mandy Greer. Though I've been knitting for about six years, the only crocheting I've mastered is the chain stitch. With the help of a crochet book my ma got me for Channukah to augment what I learned at the museum, I decided to make a doily.
I thought I was following the directions correctly, but instead of a flat, circular piece of fabric, I ended up with a cone:
At first, I thought: baby hat! I don't know too many infants with cone heads, though, so that was out. Eventually, inspiration struck: bra cup. I set to work making a bridge to go between them, and attempted to make the new cup from the bottom up. Things didn't quite go as planned, and I ended up with the doily I had originally tried to make:
Whoopsies. Do you want to see how silly this looks? Of course you do.
Since the only mirror we have in our new apartment is this small one in the bathroom, I enlisted the help of my infinitely helpful and very shirtless boyfriend to further illustrate the depth of my art.
And now, a side view:
Hawt.
Hawt and so one-sidedly conic. Not quite a man-sierre, but maybe it's for a deformed elf?
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ReplyDeleteSo very, very disturbing.
ReplyDeleteIt kind of strikes me as Little Mermaid come mastectomy-nursing bra. Rock on sista.
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