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January 7, 2008

Limerick

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There's a plastic bag in my shower
It's been there for several hours
It hangs upside-down
It gives me a frown
In this latrine that smells oh-so-sour

I've wasted many a thought
And all of them have come to naught
What use could be had
Between a plastic bag and a lad
Unless he likes suffocating a lot?

3 comments:

  1. I've said it before, and I'll say it again, I think he's your muse.

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  2. They call it auto-erotic asphyxiation, and you're a prime suspect as well!

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  3. There once was a guy in Clarendon
    Who thought plastic bags were so much fun
    He took one to the shower
    Departed after an hour
    With it stuck to the wall full of . . .

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