|Das Boot: 8/14/12-9/12/12|
- What'd you do?
- You should be more careful!
- Bet you won't be dancing for awhile!
- Were you dancing too much?
- You should stop kicking your husband so hard!
- Nice boot!
- Your shoes don't match!
- Look at your peg leg!
- You broke it in Paris? I bet there's a good story behind that!
- At least it happened on the last day of your trip and not the first day!
- At least it didn't happen in winter!
(Stare) (Laugh) (Stare)
- Does it hurt?
- Are you on drugs?
- Can you drive?
- I broke my foot once. It was way worse.
- I broke my arm once.
- You're going to get arthritis!