Overheard on the Metro:
Fratboy 1: So today, I was, like, texting with Morgan. I was like, "I had a Caesar salad with salmon; are you proud?" And she was like, "Yeah, five points for fish." Then I was like, "So we're going to be rolling in Arlington later, you in?" And she was like, "Was that meant for me?"
Fratboy 2: Oh man... Snap.
Fratboy 1: I know, right? So I was like, "Yes it was meant for you. We're going to a party if you want to hit that."
Fratboy 2: NICE!
Fratboy 1: Yeah, so she was like, "I don't want to hook up with you if that's what you mean."
Fratboy 2: Dude, she so totally does. That girl is like horny as a toad. She totally wants to get stuffed.
Fratboy 1: Totally.